{"id":2809,"date":"2025-10-12T08:24:21","date_gmt":"2025-10-12T08:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jonknutur.is\/blog\/?p=2809"},"modified":"2025-10-12T08:39:38","modified_gmt":"2025-10-12T08:39:38","slug":"dagbok-fra-vodlavik-30072025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jonknutur.is\/blog\/?p=2809","title":{"rendered":"Dagb\u00f3k fr\u00e1 V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edk – 30072025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

(\u00dea\u00f0 vantar einn dag, 29. j\u00fal\u00ed. Ekki vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 ekki til. Hann er til. \u00cd minninu og \u00ed st\u00edlab\u00f3kinni en \u00feetta blogg lifir sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0ri tilvist. H\u00e9r gilda engar reglur um t\u00edmal\u00ednu. \u00c9g geri \u00fea\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r s\u00fdnist.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Kl. 6:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Humlurnar su\u00f0andi, sp\u00f3arnir vellandi. Hva\u00f0 er \u00ed andskotanum er einl\u00e6gara en fimmtugur karl, me\u00f0 \u00f3\u00feolinm\u00f3\u00f0a \u00fevagbl\u00f6\u00f0ru, m\u00edgandi \u00ed j\u00fal\u00edgr\u00e6nt gras? Koff\u00ednmetta\u00f0 hland s\u00edgur \u00ed j\u00f6r\u00f0ina og ver\u00f0ur hluti af hinni endalausu hringr\u00e1s. Beiska regn, komdu fagnandi!<\/p>\n

\u00dev\u00edl\u00edkur l\u00e9ttir. Eins og a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 tr\u00fan\u00f3. \u00deegar \u00e9g segi eitthva\u00f0 berskjaldandi, eins og \u00feetta me\u00f0 G\u00fasta gamla vinnuf\u00e9laga e\u00f0a sk\u00f3labr\u00f3\u00f0ir e\u00f0a hverju sem \u00e9g laug a\u00f0 dagb\u00f3kinni \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi [Ath: sj\u00e1 \u00f3skrifa\u00f0a f\u00e6rslu fr\u00e1 29. j\u00fal\u00ed], segi henni hva\u00f0 \u00e9g geti veri\u00f0 miki\u00f0 sm\u00e1s\u00e1l, segi \u00feetta upph\u00e1tt og bi\u00f0st svo v\u00e6g\u00f0ar. A\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki svona e\u00f0a hinsegin \u00ed raun og veru. A\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 g\u00f3\u00f0ur gaur. \u201e\u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0,\u201c segir h\u00fan \u00fe\u00e1. Og allt ver\u00f0ur betra. \u00d6nnur hringr\u00e1s hefst og \u00e9g er umbur\u00f0arlyndur og h\u00f3fsamur \u00ed sko\u00f0unum \u00ed nokkrar vikur.<\/p>\n

Svo vex spennan, dvel l\u00f6ngum stundum \u00e1 Facebook. Fyllist gremju og \u00f3\u00feoli.<\/p>\n

Fj\u00f6llin …<\/p>\n

… \u00feau \u00ferengja a\u00f0 m\u00e9r!<\/p>\n

B\u00daMM!<\/p>\n

O.s.frv.<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r fannst eins og \u00e9g s\u00e6i b\u00edl koma a\u00f0 utan en \u00fea\u00f0 reyndust ofsj\u00f3nir. Skelfing hef\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 vandr\u00e6\u00f0alegt. M\u00e9r hef\u00f0i aldrei tekist a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 m\u00edga.<\/p>\n

\u201eB\u00edddu, hva\u00f0 ertu a\u00f0 gera? \u00dea\u00f0 er kl\u00f3sett hinumegin vi\u00f0 l\u00e6kinn. Ertu eitthva\u00f0 verri? \u201c<\/p>\n

\u00deessi tegund afhj\u00fapunar er samt best. S\u00fa eina sem hefur mannb\u00e6tandi \u00e1hrif. Skandall er ekki skandall nema hann komist upp. \u00de\u00fa l\u00e6rir ekkert af \u00feeim nema \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt gripinn gl\u00f3\u00f0volgur. Me\u00f0 allt ni\u00f0rum \u00feig. B\u00f3kstaflega.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

\u00c6tla a\u00f0 skrifa sm\u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g vek li\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00c9g skrifa\u00f0i svo l\u00edti\u00f0 um g\u00e6rdaginn. Var bara a\u00f0 hugsa um eitthva\u00f0 sem ger\u00f0ist fyrir l\u00f6ngu. Um \u00feetta samtal vi\u00f0 Esther. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i t.d. ekkert fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 skruppum yfir \u00e1 Rey\u00f0arfj\u00f6r\u00f0 \u00ed Kr\u00f3nuna og keyptum vistir fyrir s\u00ed\u00f0ustu tvo dagana. Hittum f\u00f3lk og \u00fea\u00f0 var gott. F\u00f6rum heim \u00e1 morgun. \u00de\u00e1 er \u00feetta b\u00fai\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Veit a\u00f0 \u00feetta hlj\u00f3mar eins og \u00e9g hafi veri\u00f0 \u00ed burtu \u00ed margar vikur en \u00feegar t\u00edminn er svona lengi a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00f0a finnst manni \u00feetta vera lengri t\u00edmi en \u00feetta er \u00ed raun og veru. Mig langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 hitta f\u00f3lk. Mig langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a um eitthva\u00f0 hund\u00f3merkilegt vi\u00f0 einhvern \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni. \u00deurfti a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta einhvern segja m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fatvarpspistlarnir hef\u00f0u glatt hann, a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri n\u00fa meiri helv\u00edtis snillingurinn. \u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum upp \u00e1 hei\u00f0ina ruddust inn tilkynningar \u00ed s\u00edmann minn. Ding, ding, ding.<\/em> Samband! Freistingin a\u00f0 opna Facebook bar mig ofurli\u00f0i og vi\u00f0 stoppu\u00f0um \u00ed fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00e1 efsta punkti. Notu\u00f0um \u00fea\u00f0 sem afs\u00f6kun a\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin hef\u00f0u gott af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leyfa Hnotu a\u00f0 hreyfa sig a\u00f0eins eftir b\u00edlt\u00farinn upp \u00e1 hei\u00f0ina en \u00feannig fengum vi\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i n\u00e6\u00f0i til a\u00f0 skrolla \u00f3\u00e1reitt \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 svara \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed fimmt\u00e1nda skipti hvort vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum ekki alveg a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a komin.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 talsver\u00f0 vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 \u00e1 pistilinn sem \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 l\u00f6g\u00f0um \u00ed hann. Pistillinn um \u00fatvarpspistlana. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i ekki \u201enennt\u201c a\u00f0 skrifa \u00feessa pistla fyrir R\u00daV, a\u00f0 m\u00e9r hafi einfaldlega bori\u00f0 skylda til \u00feess …<\/p>\n

Alm\u00e1ttugur, ef \u00feetta er ekki \u00fea\u00f0 sem kallast \u201ehumble brag\u201c \u00fe\u00e1 veit \u00e9g ekki hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er. \u00dea\u00f0 hvarfla\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 henda \u00feessu af feisinu m\u00ednu en \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00c9g reyni a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta sem flest standa svo \u00e9g geti flett upp \u00ed \u00feessu seinna meir. Svo \u00e9g get flett upp \u00ed sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r eftir nokkur \u00e1r. Vil sj\u00e1 hvernig \u00e9g s\u00fdni mig \u00ed raunt\u00edma. M\u00e1 ekki ritst\u00fdra \u00feessu of. Hvatv\u00edsin ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 \u00ed f\u00f6r annars ver\u00f0ur ekkert vari\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feetta. \u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201eFlottur pistill \u00fearna um vei\u00f0igj\u00f6ldin og landsbygg\u00f0 vs. h\u00f6fu\u00f0borg,\u201c skrifa\u00f0i einhver sem \u00e9g \u00feekkti ekki. \u00dea\u00f0 kitla\u00f0i eg\u00f3i\u00f0. \u00d3, hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 kitla\u00f0i eg\u00f3i\u00f0. \u00de\u00e1 l\u00ed\u00f0ur m\u00e9r eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a fr\u00e6gur. M\u00e1lsmetandi ma\u00f0ur. \u00c9g er r\u00f6dd sem mark er takandi \u00e1. Eina r\u00f6dd landsbygg\u00f0arinnar sem mark er takandi \u00e1. G\u00e1fumannaseleb. Sem b\u00fdr \u00fat \u00e1 landi!<\/p>\n

\u00c9g setti hjarta vi\u00f0 kommenti\u00f0. \u00d3, hva\u00f0 \u00e9g setti st\u00f3rt hjarta vi\u00f0 kommenti\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Enda var \u00feetta geggja\u00f0ur pistill hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u00cd d\u00f3pam\u00ednr\u00fass\u00ed me\u00f0 dass af ser\u00f3t\u00f3n\u00edni og ox\u00fdt\u00f3s\u00edni og skyndilega var \u00e9g m\u00e6ttur \u00ed vi\u00f0tal til einhvers, segjum bara hj\u00e1 Agli Helga, \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 tala um mig. Og ekkert anna\u00f0. \u00c9g var einn \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6ttinum. Til umfj\u00f6llunar var \u00e9g. \u00c9g og \u00fe\u00e6r a\u00f0fer\u00f0ir sem \u00e9g sty\u00f0st vi\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g sest ni\u00f0ur og skrifa \u00fatvarpspistil:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00deetta var s\u00e1 eini sem \u00e9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 skrifa \u00ed sumar,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og kveikti m\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00edgarettu \u00ed beinni. Af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g er svo mikill cynic guru<\/em>. Austfirskur D\u00edogenes. \u201eHinir voru skrifa\u00f0ir af fagmanni. En \u00feessi eini \u00fearna, um vei\u00f0igj\u00f6ldin, hann kom fr\u00e1 hjartanu.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eN\u00fan\u00fa,\u201c sag\u00f0i Egill. \u201eSeg\u00f0u fr\u00e1.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00e1, takk. Enda var \u00e9g fyrir \u00e1hrifum fr\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r. Hef\u00f0i ekki geta\u00f0 skrifa\u00f0 \u00feetta nema vegna pistlanna sem \u00fe\u00fa skrifa\u00f0ir \u00e1 Striki\u00f0 \u00ed gamla daga.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00cd alv\u00f6ru? Merkilegt. Takk.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eNei, \u00feakka \u00fe\u00e9r.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTakk en vi\u00f0 skulum ekki l\u00e1ta \u00feetta sn\u00faast um mig. Haltu \u00e1fram.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00c9g reyni l\u00edka a\u00f0 vera leikr\u00e6nn \u00ed lestrinum. Gef mig allan \u00ed \u00feetta.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 heyrist, J\u00f3n. \u00dea\u00f0 heyrist.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTakk. En svo er \u00fea\u00f0 alltaf lang besti m\u00e6likvar\u00f0inn \u00e1 g\u00e6\u00f0i pistla ef ma\u00f0ur fer \u00e1 b\u00f6mmer \u00feegar b\u00fai\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00fatvarpa \u00feeim. \u00de\u00e1 hefur ma\u00f0ur teki\u00f0 \u00e1h\u00e6ttu. \u00dea\u00f0 tekur enginn \u00e1h\u00e6ttu \u00ed dag. \u00dea\u00f0 vantar allt rokk og r\u00f3l \u00ed \u00feetta.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eEinmitt. \u00c9g skil hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt vi\u00f0. Vel or\u00f0a\u00f0,\u201c sag\u00f0i Egill og p\u00edr\u00f0i augun eins og hann gerir stundum.<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00deegar \u00e9g var ritstj\u00f3ri Austurgluggans t\u00f3k \u00e9g \u00e1h\u00e6ttu \u00ed hverju bla\u00f0i.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eBla\u00f0i\u00f0 var\u00f0 aldrei betra. Hvorki fyrr n\u00e9 s\u00ed\u00f0ar. Bransinn hefur ekki gleymt \u00feessu. Vi\u00f0 t\u00f3kum alveg eftir ykkur h\u00e9r fyrir sunnan,\u201c endurt\u00f3k hann.<\/p>\n

\u201eTakk en vi\u00f0 vorum semsagt me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem markmi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00ed hverju t\u00f6lubla\u00f0i \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 vera allavega einn pistill e\u00f0a ein fr\u00e9tt sem v\u00e6ri algerlega \u201eoutrageous\u201c. Eitthva\u00f0 sem g\u00e6ti stu\u00f0a\u00f0 e\u00f0a hneyksla\u00f0. J\u00e1, og n\u00e1tt\u00farulega glatt. Okkur t\u00f3kst alltaf best upp ef vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 skrifa um eitthva\u00f0 mj\u00f6g l\u00f3kal. Eitthva\u00f0 sem flestum \u00fe\u00e6tti sm\u00e1v\u00e6gilegt. Vi\u00f0 skrifu\u00f0um t.d. einu sinni fr\u00e9tt upp \u00far samtali Helga vi\u00f0 J\u00f3n Lofts, sk\u00f3gr\u00e6ktarstj\u00f3ra, sem hann \u00e1tti vi\u00f0 hann \u00fat \u00e1 b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0i fyrir utan r\u00edki\u00f0 \u00e1 Egilsst\u00f6\u00f0um. P\u00e6ldu \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed! Bara \u00fat \u00e1 b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0i! J\u00f3n var a\u00f0 fjargvi\u00f0rast yfir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 s\u00fapukj\u00f6ti\u00f0 \u00ed kaupf\u00e9laginu v\u00e6ri feitt og \u00fear me\u00f0 var komin fr\u00e9tt me\u00f0 fyrirs\u00f6gninni:<\/p>\n

\u201eSk\u00f3gr\u00e6ktarstj\u00f3ri r\u00edkisins \u00f3s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 feita kjeti\u00f0 \u00ed kaupf\u00e9laginu.\u201c<\/p>\n

Svo skrifu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttir um deilur nor\u00f0firks veitingamanns vi\u00f0 kvenf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 \u00e1 Rey\u00f0arfir\u00f0i. Breyttum \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed hasarfr\u00e9tt um hreppar\u00edg. Svo skrifa\u00f0i Bj\u00f6rgvin Valur fr\u00e9tt um fanga \u00e1 skilor\u00f0i sem opna\u00f0i verslun \u00e1 St\u00f6\u00f0varfir\u00f0i og vi\u00f0 r\u00f6mmu\u00f0um fr\u00e9ttina inn \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri eini frumkv\u00f6\u00f0ullinn \u00ed b\u00e6num \u00ed h\u00e1a herrans t\u00ed\u00f0. \u00c9g gat ekki sofi\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00f3ttinni daginn fyrir \u00fatg\u00e1fudag \u00feegar svona fr\u00e9ttir voru \u00ed bla\u00f0inu. \u00c9g var spenntur \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e9r fannst gaman a\u00f0 hneyksla f\u00f3lk en \u00e9g var l\u00edka kv\u00ed\u00f0inn \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e9r fannst \u00e9g vera or\u00f0inn stj\u00f3rnlaus. A\u00f0 \u00e9g r\u00e9\u00f0i ekki vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan mig. Svona svipa\u00f0 eins og \u00e9g er a\u00f0 gera n\u00fana. Skrifa \u00edmynda\u00f0 samtal vi\u00f0 \u00feig, Egill Helgason, \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 virka sem l\u00fdsandi d\u00e6mi um innra l\u00edf mitt \u00feegar eg\u00f3i\u00f0 er \u00ed botni.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eMerkilegt. \u00dev\u00edl\u00edk sj\u00e1lfsvitund. \u00deetta er h\u00e9rumbil \u00f3hugnarlegt en \u00e9g meina \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa vel. \u00de\u00fa ert greinilega g\u00e6ddur snillig\u00e1fu.\u201c\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201eTakk. Og \u00feannig var \u00feessi vei\u00f0igjaldapistill. \u00c9g lag\u00f0i allt \u00ed s\u00f6lurnar. Hitt var bara fagmennska. Textager\u00f0.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00d3tr\u00falegt.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00c9g veit.\u201c<\/p>\n

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\u00c9g hitti nokkra \u00ed t\u00farnum. Hitti Karitas \u00ed bakar\u00edinu. H\u00fan var me\u00f0 krakkana og spur\u00f0i okkur \u00fat \u00ed dv\u00f6lina. Fannst \u00feetta spennandi og vi\u00f0 hv\u00f6ttum hana til a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 fj\u00f6lskylduna til okkar. Krakkaranir hef\u00f0u gaman af a\u00f0 hitta \u00feau. B\u00f6rnin m\u00edn eru or\u00f0nir s\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ingar \u00ed V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edk og g\u00e6tu s\u00fdnt n\u00fdjum b\u00f6rnum flotta takta. \u00deau hafa stundum veri\u00f0 eins og fiskar \u00e1 \u00feurru landi h\u00e9rna, l\u00f6mu\u00f0 af a\u00f0ger\u00f0aleysi, \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri sennilega bara f\u00ednt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00f6nnur b\u00f6rn \u00ed V\u00edkina. \u00de\u00e1 g\u00e6tu \u00feau l\u00edka sk\u00e1ka\u00f0 \u00ed skj\u00f3li reynslu. Veri\u00f0 reynslub\u00fant og s\u00fdnt \u00f6\u00f0rum b\u00f6rnum hvernig hlutirnir virka h\u00e9r \u00ed V\u00edkinni. J\u00e1, \u00e9g n\u00e1nast ba\u00f0 Karitas a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 Aron og b\u00f6rnin \u00ed V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edk. Vona a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi ekki hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0 of needy.<\/em> Held samt a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi gert \u00fea\u00f0. \u00a0<\/p>\n

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\u00c9g s\u00e1 Magga tils\u00fdndar \u00e1 b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0inu vi\u00f0 Kr\u00f3nuna. Hann var a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 m\u00f3torhj\u00f3li\u00f0 sitt og t\u00f3k ekki eftir m\u00e9r. Mig langa\u00f0i til a\u00f0 heilsa upp \u00e1 hann en El\u00edas var me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og \u00e9g vissi a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g myndi byrja a\u00f0 spjalla myndum vi\u00f0 spjalla \u00ed korter og \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 vera svona lengi fr\u00e1 V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edk. Var \u00ed V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edkurham. Vildi ekki fara \u00ed minn hversdagslega ham.<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r er hl\u00fdtt til Magga og mig dau\u00f0lang\u00f0i til a\u00f0 kasta \u00e1 hann kve\u00f0ju en \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00c9g var strax byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 eftir \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Maggi, Maggi, Maggi. Hann reyndist manni n\u00fa stundum erfi\u00f0ur \u00ed St\u00fakunni \u00ed gamla, hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n

\u201eHva\u00f0 segir\u00f0u gott, Maggi,\u201c sag\u00f0i ma\u00f0ur kannski og \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 sk\u00e1la vi\u00f0 hann \u00e1 barnum.<\/p>\n

\u201eHva\u00f0 segi \u00e9g gott?\u201c sag\u00f0i hann \u00fe\u00e1, ekkert nema \u00f6nugheitin. \u201eHva\u00f0 \u00e1ttu vi\u00f0? \u201eHva\u00f0 segi \u00e9g gott?\u201c hermdi hann eftir manni nema hva\u00f0 hann var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekkert a\u00f0 herma eftir manni. Hann var bara a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mann hlj\u00f3ma eins og ma\u00f0ur v\u00e6ri h\u00e1lfviti.<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00c6i, Maggi, l\u00e1ttu ekki svona,\u201c sag\u00f0i ma\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 og \u00fe\u00e1 hermdi hann eftir manni aftur: \u201e\u00c6i, Maggi, l\u00e1ttu ekki svona.\u201c Ger\u00f0i sig rangeygan og \u00fe\u00e1 sag\u00f0i ma\u00f0ur:<\/p>\n

\u201eMagn\u00fas, er ekki allt \u00ed lagi me\u00f0 \u00feig?\u201c<\/p>\n

Og \u00fe\u00e1 r\u00f3a\u00f0ist \u00feetta n\u00fa h\u00e6gt og r\u00f3lega og vi\u00f0 g\u00e1tum fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala um eitthva\u00f0 sem skipti m\u00e1li. Um trommuleikara stundum en Maggi var meira en li\u00f0t\u00e6kur \u00e1 trommunum \u00ed gamla daga.<\/p>\n

En svona breyttist St\u00fakan \u00ed Egilsb\u00fa\u00f0 alltaf \u00ed bor\u00f0sal \u00ed einhverju skipi \u00fat \u00e1 r\u00famsj\u00f3 eftir klukkan eitt n\u00edtj\u00e1nhundru\u00f0n\u00edut\u00eduogeitthva\u00f0. F\u00edflafley.\u00a0<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r l\u00edka\u00f0i bara vel vi\u00f0 Magga \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir alla hans auglj\u00f3su galla. \u00c9g var ekki gallalaus sj\u00e1lfur. Bara \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi galla\u00f0ur. \u00a0<\/p>\n

Og svo tu\u00f0a\u00f0i hann ekki eins og a\u00f0rir tu\u00f0u\u00f0u \u00ed St\u00fakunni. \u00dea\u00f0 var eitthva\u00f0 leikr\u00e6nt vi\u00f0 \u00feetta tu\u00f0. Einhver \u00edr\u00f3n\u00eda. \u00dea\u00f0 var l\u00edf og hrynjandi \u00ed \u00feessu hj\u00e1 honum. Eitthva\u00f0 paunk. Hann var ekki tu\u00f0ari, beinl\u00ednis. Hann var stu\u00f0ari. Svona svo \u00e9g gerist sni\u00f0ugur einu sinni og r\u00edmi.<\/p>\n

En\u00edveis. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i ekki t\u00edma til a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 Magga \u00fe\u00f3tt mig langa\u00f0i til \u00feess. \u00c9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 versla.<\/p>\n

Sj\u00e1umst s\u00ed\u00f0ar, Maggi minn.<\/p>\n

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S\u00e1 mann vi\u00f0 gr\u00e6nmeti\u00f0 sem lamdi mig \u00ed fr\u00edm\u00edn\u00fatum \u00ed \u00f6\u00f0rum e\u00f0a \u00feri\u00f0ja bekk. Hann var me\u00f0 k\u00fal gleraugu sem ger\u00f0u hann svol\u00edti\u00f0 skrifstofulegan. Snyrtilega kl\u00e6ddur og h\u00e9r um bil allt \u00ed hans fasi benti til \u00feess a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i einhvern t\u00edmann fari\u00f0 \u00ed sj\u00e1lfsvinnu. M\u00f6gulega glugga\u00f0 \u00ed einhverja ni\u00f0urso\u00f0na st\u00f3uspeki \u00e1 milli \u00feess sem hann hefur legi\u00f0 \u00ed AA-b\u00f3kinni. Kannski b\u00fdr hann um r\u00fami\u00f0 sitt \u00e1 hverjum degi. Segir vi\u00f0 konuna a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 til marks um sj\u00e1lfsaga og sj\u00e1lfsstj\u00f3rn. Gleymi hann \u00fev\u00ed er n\u00e6sta v\u00edst a\u00f0 hann ver\u00f0ur dottinn \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir kaffi.<\/p>\n

Hann sag\u00f0i \u201eh\u00e6h\u00e6\u201c \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 fletta \u00ed appels\u00ednum vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 honum og \u00fea\u00f0 kom m\u00e9r svo skemmtilega \u00e1 \u00f3vart a\u00f0 \u00e9g kom engu upp \u00far m\u00e9r fyrr en \u00e9g var h\u00e6ttur \u00ed appels\u00ednunum og farinn a\u00f0 fletta \u00ed avokad\u00f3inu. \u00de\u00e1 sag\u00f0i \u00e9g eitthva\u00f0 sem hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0i \u00f6rugglega eins og eitthva\u00f0 rugl. Miki\u00f0 var \u00feetta hall\u00e6rislegt, hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g. Eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed honum hefur \u00f6rugglega langa\u00f0 til a\u00f0 lemja mig aftur. Ma\u00f0ur getur aldrei almennilega grafi\u00f0 barni\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00e9r s\u00e9rstaklega ef s\u00e1rsauki er til sta\u00f0ar. \u00dea\u00f0 l\u00farir \u00fearna, barni\u00f0, eins og opi\u00f0 sv\u00f6\u00f0us\u00e1r, \u00e1 s\u00e1linni. J\u00e1, \u00e9g meina \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c1 s\u00e1linni. Og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf bara r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 reka sig utan \u00ed svo barni\u00f0 rumski. J\u00fa, hann hefur \u00f6rugglega langa\u00f0 a\u00f0 elta mig ofan \u00ed gil, kr\u00f3a mig af og h\u00f3ta m\u00e9r l\u00edfl\u00e1ti fyrir einhvern andskotann. Minnir a\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma hafi hann sagt a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri kattamor\u00f0ingi. \u00dea\u00f0 voru n\u00fa \u00fdkjur. Ef ekki helber lygi. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i gert var a\u00f0 setja k\u00f6tt n\u00e1grannans \u00ed plastpoka me\u00f0 Sambandsmerkinu. \u00c9g veit ekki af hverju \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0. Sennilega af s\u00f6mu \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u og El\u00edas \u00e6tla\u00f0i \u00ed vatnsbl\u00f6\u00f0rustr\u00ed\u00f0 me\u00f0 vinum s\u00ednum inni \u00ed stofu hj\u00e1 okkur \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku. \u00dea\u00f0 meika\u00f0i n\u00e1tt\u00farulega engan sens. Ekki frekar en \u00fea\u00f0 meikar sens a\u00f0 setja k\u00f6tt \u00ed plastpoka. \u00c9g hef alltaf elska\u00f0 ketti. Mig langa\u00f0i bara a\u00f0 setja \u00feennan k\u00f6tt \u00ed poka. \u00dea\u00f0 var allt og sumt. En einhver haf\u00f0i s\u00e9\u00f0 til m\u00edn og \u00feetta fr\u00e9ttist au\u00f0vita\u00f0. A\u00f0 sonur \u00c1sa og Hildar v\u00e6ri d\u00fdran\u00ed\u00f0ingur. \u00dev\u00ed f\u00f3r sem f\u00f3r. Hann kaff\u00e6r\u00f0i mig \u00ed snj\u00f3 \u00ed fr\u00edm\u00edn\u00fatum og henti m\u00e9r ni\u00f0ur sk\u00f3labrekkuna. Og \u00fear me\u00f0 var \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1l \u00far s\u00f6gunni. Minnir mig. Hef samt alltaf veri\u00f0 p\u00ednu smeykur vi\u00f0 hann og \u00feess vegna n\u00fdtur hann nafnleyndar \u00ed \u00feessari fr\u00e1s\u00f6gn.<\/p>\n

Og til a\u00f0 toppa \u00feetta s\u00e1 \u00e9g Tedda Alfre\u00f0s og \u00de\u00f3r e\u00f0a \u00der\u00f6st, \u00feekki \u00fe\u00e1 aldrei \u00ed sundur, mestu gangstera sk\u00f3lal\u00f3\u00f0arinnar \u00ed Nessk\u00f3la \u00e1 n\u00edunda \u00e1ratugnum a\u00f0 spjalla saman fyrir framan mj\u00f3lkurk\u00e6linn. Kump\u00e1nlegir og hressir og Teddi kinka\u00f0i meira a\u00f0 segja kolli til m\u00edn. \u00c9g gleypti me\u00f0 h\u00fa\u00f0 og h\u00e1ri fj\u00f6rut\u00edu \u00e1ra gamla skelfingu og sag\u00f0i:<\/p>\n

\u201eKomdu blessa\u00f0ur.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u00deetta augnablik lif\u00f0i \u00ed innan vi\u00f0 einn t\u00edunda \u00far sek\u00fandu: \u00c9g \u00feekkti t\u00f6ffara \u00e1 sk\u00f3lal\u00f3\u00f0inni. Hann sag\u00f0i: Komdu s\u00e6ll og blessa\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n

Eins og \u00ed Stu\u00f0mannalaginu.<\/p>\n

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En n\u00fana vildi \u00e9g dr\u00edfa \u00feetta af. \u00c9g m\u00e1tti ekki vera a\u00f0 \u00feessu. Yr\u00f0i a\u00f0 dr\u00edfa af \u00feessi innkaup og fara aftur \u00ed V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edk. \u00c9g var enn \u00ed V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edkurham, algerlega ofn\u00e6mur eftir fimm daga dv\u00f6l \u00ed \u00f3bygg\u00f0um. \u00deoldi \u00feetta ekki. \u00c9g var ekki tilb\u00fainn fyrir allt \u00feetta \u00e1reiti. T\u00f3k allt inn. Eins og svampur. Eins og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00e1tta \u00e1ra. Opinn upp \u00e1 g\u00e1tt \u00e1 allskyns orku og v\u00edbra \u00far fort\u00ed\u00f0, n\u00fat\u00ed\u00f0 og framt\u00ed\u00f0.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g henti mj\u00f3lkurv\u00f6rum \u00ed k\u00f6rfuna (svo vi\u00f0 fengjum pr\u00f3t\u00edn en \u00fea\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra\u00f0ist strax \u00e1 laugardaginn), \u00e1v\u00f6xtum og gr\u00e6nmeti. Esther sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kaupa \u201eferskv\u00f6rur\u201c og n\u00fana veit \u00e9g af hverju \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir m\u00e1li. \u00cd fyrra keypti \u00e9g alltof miki\u00f0 af ferskv\u00f6rum af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g reikna\u00f0i bara me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r myndu lifa a\u00f0 eil\u00edfu sem \u00fe\u00e6r ger\u00f0u ekki. Allt nema eplin \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 segja. Pink Lady deyr aldrei og \u00ed hvert sinn sem \u00e9g f\u00e6 m\u00e9r bita af s\u00edfersku Pink Lady hugsa \u00e9g:<\/p>\n

\u201eAf hverju byrjar \u00fe\u00fa ekki bara a\u00f0 reykja vindla aftur?\u201c \u00deeir eru allavega \u00ed alv\u00f6runni l\u00edfr\u00e6nir.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g keypti slatta af nammi. Tv\u00f6 box af einhverju sem kallast R\u00edsbitar en \u00e9g kalla Lindu-buff og mun alltaf gera. \u00deetta er ekki upp\u00e1haldsnammi\u00f0 mitt en \u00feetta er eitthva\u00f0 g\u00fammula\u00f0i sem vi\u00f0 getum sameinast um \u00ed fj\u00f6lskyldunni. Upp\u00e1haldss\u00fakkula\u00f0i\u00f0 mitt er Kaffis\u00fakkula\u00f0i fr\u00e1 Lindu og \u00e9g henti einum \u201ethree pack\u201c \u00ed k\u00f6rfuna. \u00c9g t\u00e6ki \u00feetta framhj\u00e1 vigt, utan kv\u00f3ta. \u00deetta f\u00e6ri \u00ed handt\u00f6skuna m\u00edna \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 nokkur fengi a\u00f0 vita. Svo \u00e6tla\u00f0i \u00ed minn s\u00ed\u00f0asta g\u00f6ngut\u00far \u00ed V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edk \u00ed fyrram\u00e1li\u00f0, \u00e6ja vi\u00f0 einhvern foss \u00ed \u00e1nni og \u00e9ta \u00feau \u00f6ll, hvert \u00e1 f\u00e6tur \u00f6\u00f0ru. Gra\u00f0ga er r\u00e9tta or\u00f0i\u00f0. Svo k\u00e6mi \u00e9g heim \u00ed sk\u00e1lann og fengi minn skammt af R\u00edsbuffinu. Dj\u00f6full get \u00e9g veri\u00f0 l\u00famskur andskoti. Svo hefst bara megrun \u00e1 laugardag.<\/p>\n

Keypti har\u00f0fisk og \u00edslenskt smj\u00f6r. Pr\u00f3t\u00edn og fita sem b\u00f6rnin elska. Keypti r\u00fatur af gosi, Oreokex og grillkj\u00f6t. Kart\u00f6flusalat, hr\u00e1salat, grills\u00f3sur. \u00dea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i sukka\u00f0 hressilega \u00feetta s\u00ed\u00f0asta kv\u00f6ld \u00ed V\u00f6\u00f0lav\u00edk. V\u00e6ri \u00e9g enn \u00ed bj\u00f3rnum hef\u00f0i \u00e9g keypt r\u00fatu af Thule e\u00f0a Hollandia e\u00f0a einhverju svona sulli. Drukki\u00f0 allt sj\u00e1lfur, fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu fj\u00f3ra bj\u00f3rana upp \u00ed fjall og svolgra\u00f0 \u00feeim \u00ed mig vi\u00f0 efsta foss. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Vi\u00f0 renndum framhj\u00e1 h\u00fasinu okkar \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum fr\u00e1 Rey. Leig\u00f0um \u00fea\u00f0 einhverjum amer\u00edskum fer\u00f0am\u00f6nnum. \u00dea\u00f0 var enginn heima. H\u00f6fum gert \u00feetta nokkrum sinnum og t\u00f6kum aldrei eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 nokkur hafi veri\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00fasinu. Sumum finnst vi\u00f0 full glannaleg a\u00f0 leigja \u00f3kunnugum h\u00fasi\u00f0 okkar en fuck that shit. Langflestir – og \u00fe\u00e1 meina \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0inni – eru bara helv\u00edti f\u00ednir og fullkomlega treystandi. Vi\u00f0 notum hinsvegar \u00feetta agnarbrot af si\u00f0leysingjum, sem b\u00faa me\u00f0 okkur hinum \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0inni, sem innbl\u00e1stur \u00ed endalausar fr\u00e9ttir, b\u00ed\u00f3myndir og b\u00e6kur. \u00deess vegna erum vi\u00f0 alltaf svona hr\u00e6dd. Minn fimm aur \u00ed t\u00ed\u00f0arandagreiningu. \u00cd huganum er \u00e9g byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 byggja upp \u00fatvarpspistil. Me\u00f0 byrjun, mi\u00f0ju og endi.<\/p>\n

Dj\u00f6fulsins.<\/p>\n

Fagma\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n

Er.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g.<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00f3n, \u00e6tlu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 ekki \u00ed sund?\u201c heyr\u00f0i \u00e9g allt \u00ed einu sagt en \u00e9g var ekki byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 h\u00e6gja \u00e1 m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 beygjuna.<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00fa, alveg r\u00e9tt,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og t\u00f3k sn\u00f6gga beygju til vinstri og \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i hamingju- og spennuhl\u00e1tur aftur \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed b\u00f6rn \u00e1 \u00f6llum aldri elska sn\u00f6ggar beygjur.<\/p>\n

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\u00dea\u00f0 voru eint\u00f3mir erlendir t\u00faristar \u00ed sundi og \u00e9g tala\u00f0i ekki vi\u00f0 neinn \u00ed pottinum. Vil ekki vera trufla \u00fe\u00e1 me\u00f0 \u201ehow do you like Iceland-spurningunni\u201c sem er eina spurningin sem m\u00e9r dettur \u00ed hug \u00feegar \u00e9g sit \u00ed heitum potti me\u00f0 \u00fatlendingum. \u00deetta voru Englendingar \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i n\u00fa kannski geta tala\u00f0 um eitthva\u00f0 vitr\u00e6nt vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 – hafandi veri\u00f0 b\u00fasettur \u00ed Englandi \u00ed eitt \u00e1r – en \u00e9g bara nennti \u00fev\u00ed ekki.<\/p>\n

Synti nokkra metra, f\u00f3r \u00ed gufu og kalt ba\u00f0 til skiptis. \u00d6rugglega t\u00edu sinnum. \u00cd eitt skipti\u00f0 voru eskfirsk hj\u00f3n \u00e1 besta aldri \u00ed klefanum sem s\u00f6g\u00f0u m\u00e9r a\u00f0 passa mig \u00e1 bleytunni \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu.<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00deetta er st\u00f3rh\u00e6ttulegt,\u201c sag\u00f0i karlinn.<\/p>\n

\u201eAlveg st\u00f3rh\u00e6ttulegt,\u201c t\u00f3k konan undir.<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00e1, n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201e\u00deetta er ekki gott.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00c9g l\u00e9t krakkana \u00ed afgrei\u00f0slunni vita og veistu hva\u00f0 \u00feau s\u00f6g\u00f0u?\u201c sag\u00f0i karlinn.<\/p>\n

\u201eNei,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00ed spurnart\u00f3n sem var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekkert nema s\u00fdndarmennskan. M\u00e9r var svo fullkomlega drullusama um \u00feetta. M\u00e9r fannst \u00feessi bleyta ekkert h\u00e6ttuleg en h\u00fan er \u00fea\u00f0 kannski ef ma\u00f0ur er \u00e1 \u00e1ttr\u00e6\u00f0isaldri og stir\u00f0ur. En \u00e9g er bara fj\u00f6rut\u00edu og n\u00edu \u00e1ra og hef aldrei – ALDREI – veri\u00f0 \u00ed jafn \u00f3ge\u00f0slega sex\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\u201eNei, hva\u00f0 s\u00f6g\u00f0u krakkarnir \u00ed afgrei\u00f0slunni?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00deau s\u00f6g\u00f0ust \u00e6tla a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta vita!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eL\u00e1ta vita?\u201c Aftur \u00ed spurnart\u00f3n sem aftur var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 fullkomin s\u00fdndarmennska \u00fev\u00ed au\u00f0vita\u00f0 vissi \u00e9g hvert var veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 \u00feessu rausi.<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00e1, \u00feau s\u00f6g\u00f0ust \u00e6tla a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta vita!\u201c sag\u00f0i karlinn. \u201eAf hverju moppa \u00feau ekki bara gufuklefann sj\u00e1lf?! Af hverju \u00fearf alltaf einhver annar a\u00f0 gera hlutina!\u201c<\/p>\n

Konan hnussa\u00f0i manni s\u00ednum til saml\u00e6tis.<\/p>\n

\u201eNei, h\u00e6ttu n\u00fa alveg,\u201c heyr\u00f0i \u00e9g mig segja. \u201eJ\u00e6ja, best a\u00f0 skella s\u00e9r \u00ed kalda kari\u00f0.\u201c Til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3knast \u00feeim \u00fe\u00f3ttist \u00e9g passa mig alveg s\u00e9rstaklega \u00e1 bleytunni \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu, svo \u00e9g myndi n\u00fa ekki detta og l\u00e6rbrj\u00f3ta mig. Breytti g\u00f6ngulaginu m\u00ednu, bara fyrir fyrir \u00feessi g\u00f6mlu br\u00fdni fr\u00e1 Eskifir\u00f0i. Ef \u00feau voru \u00fe\u00e1 fr\u00e1 Eskifir\u00f0i. Veit au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekkert um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00deau virku\u00f0u bara heimar\u00edk. Eins og \u00feau \u00e6ttu helv\u00edtis sundlaugina me\u00f0 gufuklefanum og \u00f6llu. Hlj\u00f3ta \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera heimamenn. E\u00f0a fastagestir fr\u00e1 Rey\u00f0arfir\u00f0i. Held samt ekki. \u00c9g er farinn a\u00f0 \u00feekkja flesta Rey\u00f0fir\u00f0inga \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g tengi ekki endilega saman n\u00f6fn og andlit.\u00a0<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00fa hugsar ekki um neitt \u00ed kalda karinu. \u00deess vegna \u00e1netjast f\u00f3lk kalda karinu. \u00de\u00fa f\u00e6r\u00f0 loksins hv\u00edld fr\u00e1 \u00feessu eil\u00edfa tu\u00f0i \u00ed kalda karinu. Tu\u00f0inu a\u00f0 innan og tu\u00f0inu a\u00f0 utan. Hugsar ekki um verki \u00ed kalda karinu. Hugsar ekki um kv\u00ed\u00f0a \u00ed kalda karinu. \u00de\u00fa saknar einskis \u00ed kalda karinu.<\/p>\n

Sat \u00fearna \u00ed \u00f6rugglega tv\u00e6r m\u00edn\u00fatur en eins og alltaf \u00feegar \u00e9g sit \u00ed kalda karinu \u00ed meira en \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00edu sek\u00fandur f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 hugsa um Gu\u00f0laug Fri\u00f0\u00fe\u00f3rsson, sundkappa. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 karlmenn \u00e1 m\u00ednum aldri s\u00e9u forrita\u00f0ir til a\u00f0 hugsa um hann \u00feegar \u00feeir sitja k\u00f6ldu kari lengur en \u00feeir eru vanir. Og \u00feeir hugsa allir \u00fea\u00f0 sama: Hva\u00f0 hef\u00f0u \u00feeir meika\u00f0 langt sund \u00ed \u00edslenskum sj\u00f3 a\u00f0 vetri? \u00deeir hafa \u00f6rugglega tilhneigingu – sitjandi \u00ed kalda karinu – til a\u00f0 halda a\u00f0 \u00feeir hef\u00f0u meika\u00f0 nokkra k\u00edl\u00f3metra. Kannski ekki sex en kannski tvo e\u00f0a \u00ferj\u00e1.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00c9g kleip \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0uspiki\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur aukist s\u00ed\u00f0ustu m\u00e1nu\u00f0i. Fj\u00f3rir k\u00edl\u00f3metrar, hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u00c9g myndi treysta m\u00e9r a\u00f0 synda fj\u00f3ra.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Eg\u00f3i\u00f0 getur greinilega fari\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00e6stu h\u00e6\u00f0ir \u00ed kalda karinu.<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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