\u00cd Reykjav\u00edk get \u00e9g orna\u00f0 m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 skj\u00e1birtuna t\u00edmum saman \u00f3\u00e1reittur og fylgst me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru f\u00f3lki.<\/p>\n
Enginn fylgist me\u00f0 m\u00e9r. Og svo vir\u00f0ist sem enginn fylgist me\u00f0 neinum \u00ed \u00feessari borg enda fara sk\u00e1ldin \u00fat \u00e1 land til a\u00f0 skrifa og bla\u00f0amenn fiska fr\u00e9ttirnar af Twitter.<\/p>\n
\u00d6ll a\u00f0 fl\u00fdta s\u00e9r eitthvert. \u00d6ll nema vi\u00f0 t\u00faristarnir sem g\u00f3num \u00ed kringum okkur \u00e1 Laugarveginum. Allt vekur athygli. \u00c1 me\u00f0an horfa heimamennirnir einbeittir fram fyrir sig. \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni fr\u00e1 A til B. Engir \u00fat\u00fard\u00farar. Ekkert rugl.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er l\u00edka \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni fr\u00e1 A en villist svo \u00ed stafr\u00f3finu. \u00c1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g enda inni \u00ed pl\u00f6tub\u00fa\u00f0 \u00ed mi\u00f0b\u00e6num, sem var svosem alltaf plani\u00f0, fylgja augu m\u00edn \u00fev\u00e6ldum kassa utan af Dominosp\u00edtsu sem hrekst undan vindi \u00ed austur\u00e1tt og hugrenningartengsl vi\u00f0 einhvern vestra eru \u00f3umfl\u00fdjanleg. Gegndrepa af poppmenningu s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1ratuga. Get ekki a\u00f0 \u00feessu gert.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00c9g sest inn \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas og panta latte eins og vera ber. \u00dei\u00f0 viti\u00f0, when in Rome…<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em>…<\/em><\/p>\n Sit og horfi \u00fatum gluggann. \u00de\u00fdsk hj\u00f3n (g\u00e6tu ekki veri\u00f0 neitt anna\u00f0) \u00e1 aldri vi\u00f0 foreldra m\u00edna reyna a\u00f0 lesa \u00e1 kort af mi\u00f0b\u00e6num. Br\u00e1tt heyrir \u00feessi heg\u00f0un s\u00f6gunni til. Ver\u00f0ur bara til \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e1ttum sem eiga a\u00f0 gerast \u00ed gamla daga. Opna dagb\u00f3kina og les \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i \u00ed g\u00e6r. \u00deetta er kannski lj\u00f3\u00f0. \u00c9g bara veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n A\u00f0 hafa ekki snert v\u00edn<\/em><\/p>\n og a\u00f0 vera h\u00e6ttur \u00e1 a\u00f0 drekka<\/em><\/p>\n \u00e1 \u00feessu tvennu<\/em><\/p>\n er reginmunur<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n s\u00e1 sem aldrei hefur drukki\u00f0 \u00e1fengi<\/em><\/p>\n hefur or\u00f0i\u00f0 af \u00feeirri reynslu<\/em><\/p>\n (\u00feeirri d\u00fdrm\u00e6tu reynslu!)<\/em><\/p>\n a\u00f0 missa t\u00f6kin<\/em><\/p>\n og hefur<\/em><\/p>\n \u00fear af lei\u00f0andi<\/em><\/p>\n fr\u00e1 \u00fdmsu a\u00f0 segja<\/em><\/p>\n \u00ed svona kaffih\u00fasaspjalli<\/em><\/p>\n sem g\u00e6ti \u00e1tt s\u00e9r sta\u00f0<\/em><\/p>\n til d\u00e6mis h\u00e9r<\/em><\/p>\n e\u00f0a \u00ed \u00cdslandi \u00ed dag<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n s\u00e1 sem h\u00e6ttir<\/em><\/p>\n getur sagt fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed<\/em><\/p>\n hvernig edr\u00famennskan<\/em><\/p>\n hafi kennt honum<\/em><\/p>\n a\u00f0 meta l\u00edfi\u00f0<\/em><\/p>\n b\u00f6rnin og makann<\/em><\/p>\n og hundinn<\/em><\/p>\n og svo framvegis og framvegis<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n s\u00e1 sem aldrei hefur drukki\u00f0<\/em><\/p>\n er l\u00edka me\u00f0 s\u00f6gu \u00ed farteskinu<\/em><\/p>\n en h\u00fan \u00e1 hins vegar <\/em><\/p>\n m\u00f6gulega betur heima<\/em><\/p>\n inni \u00ed<\/em><\/p>\n einhvers konar \u201evi\u00f0talsherbergi\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n …<\/p>\n H\u00fan er her\u00f0abrei\u00f0 og h\u00e1vaxin konan sem st\u00edgur inn fyrir \u00fer\u00f6skuldinn. H\u00fan er kl\u00e6dd samkv\u00e6mt t\u00edskunni. Einhverri t\u00edskunni. G\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 fr\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00e1ratug. \u00c9g ber ekki lengur skynbrag\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa hluti. H\u00fan l\u00edtur \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 aldri vi\u00f0 mig en h\u00fan g\u00e6ti sem best veri\u00f0 eldri og h\u00fan g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 yngri. \u00c9g er hreint ekki viss. H\u00fan bi\u00f0ur um a\u00f0sto\u00f0 sem er nokku\u00f0 sem menn eins og \u00e9g gerum aldrei. H\u00fan segist vera \u00ed \u201enostalg\u00edukasti\u201c og bi\u00f0ur um \u201eeitthva\u00f0 gamalt og gott.\u201c<\/p>\n \u201e\u00c1 v\u00ednyl \u00fe\u00e1 e\u00f0a…?\u201c spyr afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn, mj\u00fakm\u00e1ll, en \u00e1tti greinilega ekki von \u00e1 \u00feessu. Klukkan ekki or\u00f0in h\u00e1degi og \u00fea\u00f0 er kona \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni. Hann \u00fereifar \u00e1 beltissylgjunni en mig grunar a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 athuga hvort hann s\u00e9 me\u00f0 opna buxnaklauf.<\/p>\n \u201eNei, \u00e1 geisladiski.\u201c<\/p>\n (n\u00fa veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 h\u00fan er \u00e1 aldri vi\u00f0 mig)<\/p>\n \u201e\u00d3kei,\u201c segir hann og kl\u00f3rar s\u00e9r \u00ed kollinum. \u201eHva\u00f0 kallar\u00f0u gamalt og gott<\/em>?\u201c<\/p>\n (var einmitt a\u00f0 hugsa \u00fea\u00f0 sama)<\/p>\n H\u00fan hugsar sig um og afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn reynir a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa. \u201eKannski eitthva\u00f0 me\u00f0 Ell\u00fd e\u00f0a…?\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eNei…\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eFrank Sinatra e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is?<\/p>\n \u201eNjaaa…\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eABBA?\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eNei,\u201c svarar h\u00fan \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0. \u201eH\u00e9rna, ekki \u00e1ttu s\u00e1ndtrakki\u00f0 \u00far Dracula?\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eJ\u00e1, \u00fe\u00fa meinar…\u201c Hann nuddar h\u00f6kuna \u00ed s\u00edfellu og teygir sig \u00ed kaffibolla. \u00deessu \u00e1tti hann ekki von \u00e1 (og \u00e9g ekki heldur). Hann s\u00fdpur og spyr allt a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed feimnislega:<\/p>\n \u201e\u00de\u00fa ert \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 meina Nosferatu er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki?\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eNei…\u00e9g held alveg \u00f6rugglega a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi heiti\u00f0 Dracula.\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eMe\u00f0 Max Schreck e\u00f0a…?\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eNei, \u00feessi var me\u00f0 Keanu Reeves og einhverjum sem \u00e9g man ekki hva\u00f0 heitir. Barry e\u00f0a kannski Gary…\u201c<\/p>\n \u201eJ\u00e1nei, \u00feetta eigum vi\u00f0 ekki til,\u201c segir hann sn\u00f6gglega og varpar \u00f6ndinni bers\u00fdnilega l\u00e9ttar. B\u00e6tir vi\u00f0, eins og af vana: \u201e\u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00cd Reykjav\u00edk get \u00e9g orna\u00f0 m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 skj\u00e1birtuna t\u00edmum saman \u00f3\u00e1reittur og fylgst me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru f\u00f3lki. Enginn fylgist me\u00f0 m\u00e9r. Og svo vir\u00f0ist sem enginn fylgist me\u00f0 neinum \u00ed \u00feessari borg enda fara sk\u00e1ldin \u00fat \u00e1 land til a\u00f0 skrifa og bla\u00f0amenn fiska fr\u00e9ttirnar af Twitter. \u00d6ll a\u00f0 fl\u00fdta s\u00e9r eitthvert. \u00d6ll nema vi\u00f0 t\u00faristarnir …