Hva\u00f0 fyllir \u00feig sektarkennd?<\/p>\n
Spyr hann mig, stokkurinn.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00c6tli hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 vonast eftir hei\u00f0arlegu svari? Veit hann ekki a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf \u00e9g t\u00f3lf metra, jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g noti einfalt l\u00ednubil og n\u00edu punkta letur?<\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e9g bor\u00f0a \u00e1tj\u00e1n konfektmola en ekki bara einn \u00ed fj\u00f6lskyldubo\u00f0i \u00e1 F\u00e1skr\u00fa\u00f0sfir\u00f0i, \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00fdlustj\u00f3rna b\u00f6rnunum m\u00ednum til \u00feess eins a\u00f0 \u00feau kl\u00e6\u00f0i sig \u00ed vettlinga en \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem \u00feau \u00feurftu var kn\u00fas og \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i m\u00e1li\u00f0 leyst sig sj\u00e1lft, h\u00fafa, vettlingar, trefill og allt; \u00feegar eg\u00f3i\u00f0 l\u00e6tur \u00e1 s\u00e9r kr\u00e6la og \u00e9g hringsn\u00fdst um sj\u00e1lfan mig \u00ed \u00feeirri vissu a\u00f0 allir s\u00e9u a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir m\u00ednum n\u00e6sta leik e\u00f0a j\u00e1, bara, \u00feegar \u00e9g er me\u00f0 hausinn upp \u00ed rassgatinu \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r, g\u00f3nandi \u00e1 mig \u00ed speglinum \u00e1 morgnana, hugsandi: \u00fa\u00fa\u00fa, helv\u00edti l\u00edtur\u00f0u vel \u00fat! \u00de\u00fa veist, mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 aldur!<\/p>\n
\u00deetta er d\u00e6mi um einfalt svar vi\u00f0 spurningunni.<\/p>\n
\u00a0*<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 lifum \u00e1 t\u00edmum si\u00f0askipta, eins og m\u00e6t kona benti \u00e1 um daginn, og enginn er undanskilinn. Ekki einu sinni Da\u00f0i og Gagnamagni\u00f0, upp\u00e1halds hlj\u00f3msveit barnanna minna, og ekkert skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 konur velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir s\u00e9r hvort allir karlmenn s\u00e9u anna\u00f0 hvort pervertar e\u00f0a ofbeldismenn.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Stundum er mitt sj\u00e1lfvirka vi\u00f0brag\u00f0 a\u00f0 hlaupa \u00ed v\u00f6rn fyrir kynbr\u00e6\u00f0ur m\u00edna en svo hugsa \u00e9g m\u00e1li\u00f0. Velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r \u00ed svona \u00ferj\u00e1r til fimm sek\u00fandur og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fearna talar sektarkenndin \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g get ekki einu sinni undanskili\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan mig. \u00c9g get ekki bara sagt:<\/p>\n
\u201e\u00deetta er ekki m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kenna!\u201c<\/p>\n
\u00dev\u00ed hverjum er \u00feetta \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 kenna? Tommy Lee?<\/p>\n
Akk\u00farat. Einmitt.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Nei, \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur enginn undanskilinn. Ekki ef vi\u00f0 viljum a\u00f0 barnab\u00f6rnin okkar eignist \u00e6rlega fe\u00f0ur.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00deetta var fl\u00f3ki\u00f0 svar. \u00deau eru fleiri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hva\u00f0 fyllir \u00feig sektarkennd? Spyr hann mig, stokkurinn.\u00a0 \u00c6tli hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 vonast eftir hei\u00f0arlegu svari? Veit hann ekki a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf \u00e9g t\u00f3lf metra, jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g noti einfalt l\u00ednubil og n\u00edu punkta letur? * \u00deegar \u00e9g bor\u00f0a \u00e1tj\u00e1n konfektmola en ekki bara einn \u00ed fj\u00f6lskyldubo\u00f0i \u00e1 F\u00e1skr\u00fa\u00f0sfir\u00f0i, \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00fdlustj\u00f3rna b\u00f6rnunum m\u00ednum til …